I Don't Think We're In Konoha Anymore

[proudgreenauror]

*emerging from Jareth's maze in a wide corridor near the Great Hall; has stripped off his Hogwarts robes to reveal the green training jumpsuit he wore for his spar with Grimmjow*

That's better... *examining the pink robes* What's all this about...!? Is this some kind of fortress? It must be a mission... but what? And for who? And why can't I remember? Is this a genjutsu? Did someone POISON me!? *clutches at throat, then decides not to worry about it unless he starts getting sick*

But my hands are different -- younger!? What is this place? Where's my team? WHAT'S GOING ON???

*stares around wildly, bellows*
AND WHO ARE ALL OF YOU!?


[[Welcome to the Canon Days! In keeping with his canon character, Gai will think he's a 26-year-old jounin ninja sensei. It's a good thing he keeps spare jumpsuits in the school. XD]]

Comments

[xheather-masonx.livejournal.com]

*rubs her ears* I'd like to be able to hear! *winces* Man, that hurt.

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

*sheepish* Sorry.

Look at this chaos, though. This isn't just a mission -- everyone here is in the same situation that we are. But there must be some kind of mastermind orchestrating it all... if some of us could band together....

[xheather-masonx.livejournal.com]

That makes sense, but why would someone do it? 'If we could band together', what?

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

I have no idea -- but the fact that we're all here proves that somebody HAS!!

If enough of us band together, there might be a chance to stop everyone running around like headless chickens and get to the bottom of all this. I think we should start finding out about all these people.

[xheather-masonx.livejournal.com]

True.

That makes as much sense as anything else I've heard. You want to keep notes on everyone, or do you think you could remember everything? *gestures towards the metric ton of NPCs* It's not like there are only a few people here.

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

*rummages in his bookbag* No regular scrolls -- just these rolls of poorly treated parchment! What is this place!?

[xheather-masonx.livejournal.com]

A Ren Faire from Hell? *looks in her own bag* I should have a notebook or just- a bottle of ink and a quill? Okay, what the hell?!

[perfidious-son.livejournal.com]

Still as loud as I remember. You lack tact.

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

*whirls around, eyes narrow, immediately focuses somewhere in the vicinity of Itachi's collar-bone*

..You..... I should have known.....

[perfidious-son.livejournal.com]

As much as your brilliant deductions usually pinpoint the problem, I have done nothing besides wake up in a strange room. *eyes the now younger looking Gai and wonders at the cm he himself has shrunk*

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

*frowns* You're an S-class criminal with more plots than a Hidden Village cemetary... why should I believe anything you say?

[perfidious-son.livejournal.com]

I don't care if you don't believe me. *looking around* We're in relatively the same situation, unless you often dwell in stone castles.

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

*suspiciously* At first I thought this was a mission -- but I can't remember any such assignment. Are you saying you have no hidden interest here?

[honeyhaninozuka.livejournal.com]

I'm Honey, this is Usa-chan! *points to the bunny doll* It's nice to meet you!

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

*melts with the CUTENESS, bends down and grins at them both, putting out a solemn hand for Honey to shake* Honey, is it? I'm Maito Gai -- KONOHA'S PROUD GREEN BEAST ..uh... WARRIOR! Are you lost?

[honeyhaninozuka.livejournal.com]

*takes his hand and gives it a firm shake before he answers* Mh-hm, we were about to have lunch with my cousin, Takashi, but then something happened and we ended up here!

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

*smiles* I was... *winces, rubbing his head where he scraped it against a wall earlier* I was out in the forest, leading my genin team through a teamwork exercise... but I can't remember how I got here!

Don't worry -- if we all stick together, we'll get to the bottom of this. Do you know anybody here?


[[XDD He still thinks Honey is a little kid....]]

[honeyhaninozuka.livejournal.com]

*nods* I do! I know Tamaki Suoh- he's *stands on his toes and stretches as high as he can, measuring about 5 heads high* that tall- *lowers himself back to the ground* and he has blonde hair and purple eyes!

[XD!!]

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

*peers around* He's here? All right -- we'll keep an eye out for him. In the meantime, you should come along. There's safety in numbers.

[former-fangirl.livejournal.com]

Gai-sensei!

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

*stares over the crowd, yells* SAKURA!???? If you're here, Kakashi-kun must be somewhere about.... WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!? HAVE YOU SEEN MY TEAM!?


[[In the Rescue Gaara arc Kakashi called him Gai-kun (though he might have been trying to annoy him), so I decided Gai could return the favor. XD]]

[former-fangirl.livejournal.com]

THERE'S NO NEED TO SHOUT, I CAN HEAR YOU JUST FINE!!!
I've seen Lee, I think. Have you seen MINE?

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

You've seen Lee??? Thank heavens.... I WILL FIND HIM IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!!!!!

No, you're the first shinobi I've seen here. But the fact that we're here means there are probably more.

Wait... that's not true. *grim* The older Uchiha's here too -- Uchiha Itachi, the missing-nin.

[former-fangirl.livejournal.com]

Yes, he's around, I think. I only saw a blur of green, must be him!

Probably. I saw Sasuke-kun, I think...and Naruto must be near, then...

Yeah. And Sasori. Which is WRONG, because he's supposed to be DEAD, since I helped KILL him, and now we're in the same...house...or something....

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

*tearsofpride* That's my Lee, all right!!!

Wait.. what? Who's Sasori??? And this isn't a house, it's a castle!!! Do you know what date it is? Can you see straight?? *checking her head for fever*


[[Because this is Gai from before Shippuden. XDDD]]