I Don't Think We're In Konoha Anymore

[proudgreenauror]

*emerging from Jareth's maze in a wide corridor near the Great Hall; has stripped off his Hogwarts robes to reveal the green training jumpsuit he wore for his spar with Grimmjow*

That's better... *examining the pink robes* What's all this about...!? Is this some kind of fortress? It must be a mission... but what? And for who? And why can't I remember? Is this a genjutsu? Did someone POISON me!? *clutches at throat, then decides not to worry about it unless he starts getting sick*

But my hands are different -- younger!? What is this place? Where's my team? WHAT'S GOING ON???

*stares around wildly, bellows*
AND WHO ARE ALL OF YOU!?


[[Welcome to the Canon Days! In keeping with his canon character, Gai will think he's a 26-year-old jounin ninja sensei. It's a good thing he keeps spare jumpsuits in the school. XD]]

Comments

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

You've seen Lee??? Thank heavens.... I WILL FIND HIM IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!!!!!

No, you're the first shinobi I've seen here. But the fact that we're here means there are probably more.

Wait... that's not true. *grim* The older Uchiha's here too -- Uchiha Itachi, the missing-nin.

[former-fangirl.livejournal.com]

Yes, he's around, I think. I only saw a blur of green, must be him!

Probably. I saw Sasuke-kun, I think...and Naruto must be near, then...

Yeah. And Sasori. Which is WRONG, because he's supposed to be DEAD, since I helped KILL him, and now we're in the same...house...or something....

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

*tearsofpride* That's my Lee, all right!!!

Wait.. what? Who's Sasori??? And this isn't a house, it's a castle!!! Do you know what date it is? Can you see straight?? *checking her head for fever*


[[Because this is Gai from before Shippuden. XDDD]]

[former-fangirl.livejournal.com]

*roll of eyes* Yeah...

Sasori, a missing Sand-nin, S-class criminal, Akatsuki...how do you not know of him? He attacked Sunagakure! How come you know not of him? Hmm...this is Hogwarts, a castle that is a school, and a boarding school, which means students sleep here too...they've divided the students in houses acording to their cualities. Or that's what I found in the library (hard to find, they use...these weird...things. not scrolls). It's...well...I don't know...future? This looks futurely....I see new stuff....confusing.....

[[Because they're from OLD JAPAN! FTW.]]

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

There's no Sasori in Akatsuki -- at least, not according to the last information received by the Third. And Suna hasn't been attacked in decades!

*tries to assimilate the concepts* ..Like a pre-genin academy for all ages? What an inefficient system!

Wait... Sakura... *is just now noticing* H-how OLD are you??


[[Gai's way back in the Naruto continuity.]]

[former-fangirl.livejournal.com]

...almost 15....

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

But that's impossible... as one of the Rookie 9, you should be twelve, at the most! And if this is the future, then why do I feel younger!?

[former-fangirl.livejournal.com]

Well...I know I'm 16, and....you DO look younger........maybe this is....some weird jutsu, too?

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

I thought it was a genjutsu and tried to dispel it, but that didn't work. In fact.... *confiding* I can't walk on walls, either. Or mold chakra at all. *rubs his forehead* Now I know how poor Lee-kun feels....

On the other hand... *indicates the wand stuck in his belt* It seems as though there really IS such a thing as magic!

[former-fangirl.livejournal.com]

I know. I can't gather any chakra, either...nothing works...

...I figured...