I Don't Think We're In Konoha Anymore

[proudgreenauror]

*emerging from Jareth's maze in a wide corridor near the Great Hall; has stripped off his Hogwarts robes to reveal the green training jumpsuit he wore for his spar with Grimmjow*

That's better... *examining the pink robes* What's all this about...!? Is this some kind of fortress? It must be a mission... but what? And for who? And why can't I remember? Is this a genjutsu? Did someone POISON me!? *clutches at throat, then decides not to worry about it unless he starts getting sick*

But my hands are different -- younger!? What is this place? Where's my team? WHAT'S GOING ON???

*stares around wildly, bellows*
AND WHO ARE ALL OF YOU!?


[[Welcome to the Canon Days! In keeping with his canon character, Gai will think he's a 26-year-old jounin ninja sensei. It's a good thing he keeps spare jumpsuits in the school. XD]]

Comments

[perfidious-son.livejournal.com]

Still as loud as I remember. You lack tact.

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

*whirls around, eyes narrow, immediately focuses somewhere in the vicinity of Itachi's collar-bone*

..You..... I should have known.....

[perfidious-son.livejournal.com]

As much as your brilliant deductions usually pinpoint the problem, I have done nothing besides wake up in a strange room. *eyes the now younger looking Gai and wonders at the cm he himself has shrunk*

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

*frowns* You're an S-class criminal with more plots than a Hidden Village cemetary... why should I believe anything you say?

[perfidious-son.livejournal.com]

I don't care if you don't believe me. *looking around* We're in relatively the same situation, unless you often dwell in stone castles.

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

*suspiciously* At first I thought this was a mission -- but I can't remember any such assignment. Are you saying you have no hidden interest here?

[perfidious-son.livejournal.com]

*notices Gai's eyes keeping towards his neck and doesn't mention he can't feel his chakra* What would I do in this stone castle?

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

*growls* Something evil, no doubt. Far be it from me to underestimate you.

If you're telling the truth, though, there's more at stake here than your bounty. I'm willing to offer a truce until this is over.

[perfidious-son.livejournal.com]

Should I feel proud, or are you simply making yourself feel better?

Fine. Stay out of my way until I figure out what's going on. *leaving*

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

*doesn't get it, doesn't care*

Likewise. *backs off, watching narrowly as Itachi disappears*

[perfidious-son.livejournal.com]

[[...................OMG this doesn't feel any different from ususal! XD]]

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

[[XDDD Their mutual disdain must be a pure law of nature.]]

[perfidious-son.livejournal.com]

[[::shake fist:: Damn you laws of nature!]]