Hm, did you say something?

[proudgreenauror]

*after a space of mangled pages whose scalloped edges have a suspicious resemblence to bite marks* AAAAAAUUUUGH!!!! THERE WERE NARGLES IN MY JOURNAL!!!!! THEY ATE HALF THE SUMMER!!!!! I thought you people were being suspiciously quiet! Hey, did I miss anything? Who else is in London right now????

Where are you these days, Kakashi?? Keeping yourself busy in preparation for the THRILLING NEW YEAR? Because if you're NOT, I have a challenge with your name on it..... *rubs hands gleefully*


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A d-d-d-Death Eater in Diagon Alley!??? It's a -- a travesty, a cataclysm -- oh, they're getting bold, to roam free in such a populous location! And with the new term coming up, and all the precious children of the wizarding world streaming unawares into such peril.....

*FISTS CLENCH* It's only a rumor, but I cannot let this ride. Sir Integra wouldn't sit back and do nothing. As long as I'm here, I shall turn my INVESTIGATIVE SKILLS to the task of identifying threats to the denizens of Diagon Alley! It will be my summer's last and most important operation! Nobody endangers MY compatriots while--

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*snatches a paper airplane out of the air before it can hit his shoulder, springs to his feet* --WHOEVER YOU ARE, CUT THAT OUT!!!!!


[[Strikes illegible. Feel free to claim responsibility for the paper airplanes. Also, Ahiru told Gai about Kaoru's hair-raising escape from doom. Result 1: THE RUMOR MILL GRINDS ON. Result 2: anyone going into Diagon Alley for the next week or so is more than likely to encounter London's Proud Green Beast. XDDD]]

Comments

[naturaltensai.livejournal.com]

I'm in London.

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A Death Eater? Where have you heard of that?

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

EXCELLENT, perhaps we'll run into one another!!!

[[Filtered]]

Someone told me someone else told her his mother was nearly attacked by one!!! Of course, I don't have it first-hand, but it just goes to show that one can't be too careful in these troubled times!

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[truetensai.livejournal.com]

NARGLES ARE EATING YOUR JOURNAL?! That is terrible! All those precious memories...!!

[[PRIVATE]]

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

I KNOW!!! It's a DISASTER!!!! Fortunately we went over some restoration spells in Charms, or WHO KNOWS what might have been lost for good!? As it is, I fear some things are gone entirely!