proudgreenauror | Entries tagged with ahiru

AAAUUGH!! Everything in my travel pack is soaking wet!! It looks like my journal bore the brunt of it -- what is it with me and journals?? *frowns* But this pack was supposed to be waterproof.... And speaking of which, I never knew rowing could be such a challenge -- what about that second time we almost tipped over, eh? Hoo-HAH!! But you two rallied MAGNIFICENTLY, and we made it a trip to remember, even after getting soaked! FAKIR!!! Didn't I tell you it would be worthwhile? There's no way you can look me in the eye and say that wasn't the best boating expedition ever!!

[[Private to Tenten]]

So I see you've met Ty Lee....? *SHINY GRIN~*

[[/private]]

[[Fakir-mun, Ahiru-mun, I hope that suits! ^__^d]]

So, Chrona, tell me what you were working on? Then we can start with a direction in mind!

*leafs over to his daily planner*

..Hah! Today's schedule is relatively small -- in fact, it's minuscule! And I don't even need a Portkey; it's so convenient, being able to Apparate directly to my destination....

..which is....

*gets this incredibly DEVIOUS look*

[[Private]]

I wonder if he'll be home today? Hah, this is Fakir we're talking about, of course he will.... And that solves the problem of what to do with the rest of the day -- because what's a better way to spend an afternoon than getting out into the sunshine and bringing the spice of the unexpected into somebody's life? >D

[[/private]]

[[Gai's mission: a rowing expedition down the nearest river. Ahiru, feel free to join in! XDDD]]

Current Location: en route
Current Music: Mondo Grosso -- LIFE

*strides up a Hong Kong street at five in the morning, whistling and carrying his rucksack and far too cheerful and alert for the time of day*

*finished his mission a day ahead of schedule, got all his reports in and owled off everyones' presents, and is on his way uptown to surprise TenTen and Lee*

*ah, life is good~*

( Gai's Incredible and Amazing Gift List )

[[Gai has been out of touch and hasn't received any mail yet, but will do tomorrow or thereabouts. ^^ Jumping on the bandwagon to say that if I've missed anyone who should be on Gai's list, give me a poke!]]

Current Mood: magNIFICENT
Current Location: Hong Kong

*sitting on a Muggle train, staring off into the rainy darkness*

*pulls out his journal and smiles at all the usual weirdness* ~~Where did Gintoki GET that picture, anyway!???~~

~~..Lee's mother... after all these years....~~

[[Filtered to Hirako]]

Well? Did the Drama Club come up with something new yet?

[[/filtered]]

... *uneasy and doesn't know why*

[[First strike hackable to Fakir, Ahiru, Mytho, and Gintoki. XDDDD]]

Current Location: train
Current Music: rain

[[Private, 40% hackable to friends who know his job]]

..W-what? Another assignment, even though I'm busy in the Auror program?? I thought...

*scratches head* ..well, I don't know what I thought! Just because the Agency is supporting my education -- it's no excuse to rest on my laurels and not get the job done!!! Hogwarts and Auror program or no Hogwarts and Auror program, nothing will stop this magnificent Green Beast from fulfilling every assignment that comes his way!!!! *PROUD GREEN POSE*

[[/private]]

Everybody watch out for those slime trails -- especially you, Hirako!!! *winks* NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS!!! ~~Poor Mr. Filch is having a hard time of it....~~ Gad, that sky is a strange color... almost purplish... could we be in for a storm??

Current Music: XTC -- Rook

[[unhackable, on a security-charmed paper tucked away in his journal]]

Of all people, to take advice from him... but it's true. If my journals always go wrong, they're not secure enough to trust with what's important -- like mysteries and apologies and Lee and Neji's safety. Madame Vance still doesn't know who the pit was intended for. We've all taken dangerous and sensitive assignments. It might have been them. It might have been me. ~~If she finds paper airplanes in there, I shall EXPLODE.~~

A few hours of patrolling, and then.....

[[/unhackable]]

Everyone who still likes zombie movies after that last one ~~egad~~.... you should know that REAL zombies are VERY DIFFERENT from the ones on the computer screen!!! They're called Inferi, and an Inferius is a very scary thing... a dead person without a mind or a heart, completely controlled by somebody steeped in Dark magic! *sepulchural voice* But if you see an Inferius stalking the noble corridors of Hogwarts today, do not be afraid, for the Proud Green Inferius of Hogwarts answers to nobody ~~except Sgt. Johnson~~, and is sworn to protect this castle and its occupants from BEYOND. THE. GRAVE. MWAHAHAHAHAHA.

( Filtered to Kakashi )

( Filtered to Ahiru )

( Filtered to Haruko )

*feels his way out into the hall* ..AAAAUUUUGH, I CAN'T SEE!!!!

[[Hello, candygram prank. XD Not that Gai minds much -- he's experienced enough English Halloweens to consider this part of the fun. Now watch him bump into everyone in the castle FOR GREAT JUSTICE! Strikes, btw, are erased right out of the journal.]]

Current Location: the first floor (good thing, innit?)

*after a space of mangled pages whose scalloped edges have a suspicious resemblence to bite marks* AAAAAAUUUUGH!!!! THERE WERE NARGLES IN MY JOURNAL!!!!! THEY ATE HALF THE SUMMER!!!!! I thought you people were being suspiciously quiet! Hey, did I miss anything? Who else is in London right now????

Where are you these days, Kakashi?? Keeping yourself busy in preparation for the THRILLING NEW YEAR? Because if you're NOT, I have a challenge with your name on it..... *rubs hands gleefully*

[[Private, first paragraph semi-hackable]]

A d-d-d-Death Eater in Diagon Alley!??? It's a -- a travesty, a cataclysm -- oh, they're getting bold, to roam free in such a populous location! And with the new term coming up, and all the precious children of the wizarding world streaming unawares into such peril.....

*FISTS CLENCH* It's only a rumor, but I cannot let this ride. ~~Sir Integra wouldn't sit back and do nothing.~~ As long as I'm here, I shall turn my INVESTIGATIVE SKILLS to the task of identifying threats to the denizens of Diagon Alley! It will be my summer's last and most important operation! Nobody endangers MY compatriots while--

[[/private]]

*snatches a paper airplane out of the air before it can hit his shoulder, springs to his feet* --WHOEVER YOU ARE, CUT THAT OUT!!!!!

[[Strikes illegible. Feel free to claim responsibility for the paper airplanes. Also, Ahiru told Gai about Kaoru's hair-raising escape from doom. Result 1: THE RUMOR MILL GRINDS ON. Result 2: anyone going into Diagon Alley for the next week or so is more than likely to encounter London's Proud Green Beast. XDDD]]

Current Mood: appalled
Current Location: Florean Fortescue's
Current Music: street noises

I have never tasted such curry in my life.....

*proudly trying out his new knowledge of Hindi*

MUJHE YEH JAGAH PASAND HAI!!!!

*sitting on a stump at the edge of town* What a festival. And what a wedding!! The enthusiasm, the music, the love and good wishes of this tightly-knit people! We learned some INCREDIBLE new moves; our dancing even woke the murgiyan -- the chickens; they crowed all night and are probably as bleared and strung-out as we are now. ~~Though this has not prevented me from completing my daily warm-up as usual!~~ This great occasion will surely mark a new strengthening of ..Lee, mera pyara chota bhai, how do you say "FERVENT BOND OF FRIENDSHIP"? I think we can definitely consider this trip a roaring success!!!!

*sits up suddenly, ninja-sense tingling*

And... what's this, FIVE OWLS AT ONCE!? *stares in surprise ~~and a little trepidation~~ at the flock bearing down on him* Of course -- they were delayed while ~~GET OFF MY HEAD YOU BLOODY ANIMAL~~ our travels made us untraceable. But... but these are m-my NEWT scores and....

*parchment rustling*

...

*howl of glee* I PASSED!!!! And all my scores are good enough for the Auror program! HOGWARTS, I LOVE YOU!!!! And... let's see, this one's also from the Ministry.....

[[Private, 40% hackable]]

What -- a public service requirement!???? AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! This owl is LATE!! How do I find a volunteer job in only a week while I'm still on assignment!? ~~*PANICS*~~

[[/private]]

[["Konoha's proud green beasts are VICTORIOUS", "I love this place", and "my precious little brother", which comes from Lee introducing Gai all over town as his big brother. <3 Lee and Gaara, feel free to notice that Gai is preoccupied when he comes in from his morning run.

( For archive purposes, Gai's NEWT marks )

Current Location: Durgapur
Current Music: distant drumming (and not-so-distant owls)

*swaggering down toward the entrance to Diagon Alley* Good news, Lee -- I'm nearly finished here! By this time tomor-- EH!? *hit on the head by a small object -- catches it, grumbling, as it flutters toward the ground* All the more reason to double that awareness training....

Hmmm... a paper airplane..? Why would anyone... but wait, there's something written on it... good grief, could it be a SECRET MESSAGE!??

*carefully unfolds the intricate airplane and sees the following cryptic statement....*

I met Gai today. We are playing chess.

Which movie was this quote from?

'Playing chess'? I wasn't planning a chess match with anyone, not with this rent problem to attend to ~~though I wouldn't say no to a couple of games this evening~~.... who sent this, anyway? *looks around, can't see anyone who might have thrown the airplane* Well, that was an odd incident! Somebody having a laugh, I suppos--!???

*another has come out of nowhere, circling his head; he snatches it out of the air*

( OH NO, ANOTHER MYSTERIOUS MISSIVE! )

Wh-WHAT!? Who -- where could this possibly have come from?? *peers frantically about; hands on hips in a belligerent stance* The NERVE of this mysterious stalker!! *PROUD GREEN POSE* If they won't come out here and challenge me to my face, they can throw all the airplanes they want and it won't faze me in the SLIGHTEST!!!!

[[Take THAT, you meme people! XDDDD I may make this into a minor plot point, but feel free to get pelted as well. ^^]]