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proudgreenauror) wrote2007-04-18 01:43 am
proudgreenauror) wrote2007-04-18 01:43 am
I Don't Think We're In Konoha Anymore
*emerging from Jareth's maze in a wide corridor near the Great Hall; has stripped off his Hogwarts robes to reveal the green training jumpsuit he wore for his spar with Grimmjow*
That's better... *examining the pink robes* What's all this about...!? Is this some kind of fortress? It must be a mission... but what? And for who? And why can't I remember? Is this a genjutsu? Did someone POISON me!? *clutches at throat, then decides not to worry about it unless he starts getting sick*
But my hands are different -- younger!? What is this place? Where's my team? WHAT'S GOING ON???
*stares around wildly, bellows*
AND WHO ARE ALL OF YOU!?
[[Welcome to the Canon Days! In keeping with his canon character, Gai will think he's a 26-year-old jounin ninja sensei. It's a good thing he keeps spare jumpsuits in the school. XD]]
That's better... *examining the pink robes* What's all this about...!? Is this some kind of fortress? It must be a mission... but what? And for who? And why can't I remember? Is this a genjutsu? Did someone POISON me!? *clutches at throat, then decides not to worry about it unless he starts getting sick*
But my hands are different -- younger!? What is this place? Where's my team? WHAT'S GOING ON???
*stares around wildly, bellows*
AND WHO ARE ALL OF YOU!?
[[Welcome to the Canon Days! In keeping with his canon character, Gai will think he's a 26-year-old jounin ninja sensei. It's a good thing he keeps spare jumpsuits in the school. XD]]
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If you're here, Kakashi-kun must be somewhere about....WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!? HAVE YOU SEEN MY TEAM!?[[In the Rescue Gaara arc Kakashi called him Gai-kun (though he might have been trying to annoy him), so I decided Gai could return the favor. XD]]
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I've seen Lee, I think. Have you seen MINE?
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No, you're the first shinobi I've seen here. But the fact that we're here means there are probably more.
Wait... that's not true. *grim* The older Uchiha's here too -- Uchiha Itachi, the missing-nin.
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Probably. I saw Sasuke-kun, I think...and Naruto must be near, then...
Yeah. And Sasori. Which is WRONG, because he's supposed to be DEAD, since I helped KILL him, and now we're in the same...house...or something....
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Wait.. what? Who's Sasori??? And this isn't a house, it's a castle!!! Do you know what date it is? Can you see straight?? *checking her head for fever*
[[Because this is Gai from before Shippuden. XDDD]]
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Sasori, a missing Sand-nin, S-class criminal, Akatsuki...how do you not know of him? He attacked Sunagakure! How come you know not of him? Hmm...this is Hogwarts, a castle that is a school, and a boarding school, which means students sleep here too...they've divided the students in houses acording to their cualities. Or that's what I found in the library (hard to find, they use...these weird...things. not scrolls). It's...well...I don't know...future? This looks futurely....I see new stuff....confusing.....
[[Because they're from OLD JAPAN! FTW.]]
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*tries to assimilate the concepts* ..Like a pre-genin academy for all ages? What an inefficient system!
Wait... Sakura... *is just now noticing* H-how OLD are you??
[[Gai's way back in the Naruto continuity.]]
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On the other hand... *indicates the wand stuck in his belt* It seems as though there really IS such a thing as magic!
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...I figured...