Careful You Should Be

[proudgreenauror]

Yosh -- listen up, Hogwarts! It is finally time to reveal the AWESOME POWER OF THE SHAKESPEARIAN THESPIAN ..what... I mean, the news you've all been waiting for!

I, the wizarding world's GLORIOUS PROUD GREEN BEAST, am no longer your Charms TA. That post has been given back to Zidane Tribal, who SHALL BE KNOWN AS DARTH nonono, who just arrived from THE NEW YORK COMICON TO SAY... wait, is my journal acting up again? *sound of the journal being whacked with his wand* ..But never fear; I am not going away! Instead, from henceforward, I will START AND NEVER STOP ..well, that, too....

I AM THE NEW FLYING TEACHER FOR FIRST THROUGH FOURTH YEARS!!! *stares suspiciously, then draws a thumbs-up as he sees there are no more extraneous words* So you will all get to meet me on the Quidditch pitch BRIGHT AND EARLY next week for your first lesson!!


*throws open the door to his old quarters in the teachers' wing, only to find....*

..AUGHSPIDERWEBS

..I see Halloween started a little early in my room, eh? AHAHAHAHAHAReducto! Reducto!! ..hah, that takes care of them....

..how come my mail wasn't forwarded again? So many letters -- hmm.... *shuffling paper* ..wait, this isn't addressed to me--

IS THERE A GAU MEGURO IN THE CASTLE??


[[Cleared with Gau-mun. This is clearly going to lead to madcap hijinks. XDDD And all those very readable strikeouts are derived from HERE. *dies laughing*]]

Comments

[tenpa-kun.livejournal.com]

Ah! Yes, I'm Gau Meguro. Is something wrong, Professor?

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

What an amazing coincidence... our names are so much alike, it seems I have been getting your letters instead of mine!

[tenpa-kun.livejournal.com]

You've gotten my... !!!

Are- are there any from someone named Raikou?

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

It looks like.............. *SUSPENSE*



.....YES!! There are three or four right here! Meet me in the front hall, and you shall have your missives back IN NO TIME AT ALL!!!

[tenpa-kun.livejournal.com]

Y-Yes, of course! I'll be there immediately, Professor!

[In Person]

*Arrives in such a short amount of time, it should probably be considered immediate, and starts pacing anxiously*

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

Prof---

..why, yes, I am a professor now... THAT IS SO AMAZING!!!!!

[In Person]

*was further away from the front hall than Gau was, and so arrives scant minutes later, having run all the way from his room; skids to a stop and looks around*

[In Person]

[tenpa-kun.livejournal.com]

*Notices the frantically running man* Ah, Professor Gai?

Re: [In Person]

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

*bounds over* AH!! You must be Gau Meguro! *holds out the letters*

[In Person]

[tenpa-kun.livejournal.com]

*Starts smiling the second he sees the letters* Thank you so much for returning these! *hesitates for a moment* You didn't... read them, did you?

Re: [In Person]

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

..Read them!? *SHOCK:HORROR* That would be a horrible act of treachery!! Your name's right on the envelope!

[In Person]

[tenpa-kun.livejournal.com]

Oh, good. *takes the letters from Gai* You are absolutely right- it is good to know that there are still people in this world who have more morals than curiosity.

Re: [In Person]

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

A sense of personal honor is an important achievement which everyone should work to attain! *GRINS* Anyway, you seem happy to have those back, so I feel that I have done some good in the world today!

..Come to think of it, it seems strange that we have never met before. What House are you in?

[In Person]

[tenpa-kun.livejournal.com]

*perks up at Gai's words* Yes, I agree completely!

Oh, I am a sixth year in Ravenclaw.

Re: [In Person]

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

*smiles, likes the kid already*

That must be it, then! I've always admired you Ravenclaws for your studious natures, although we Hufflepuffs, of course, believe that hard work will bring us to our goals regardless of natural talent.

[In Person]

[tenpa-kun.livejournal.com]

*nods in agreement* And natural talent should not be used as an excuse to do anything less than your best.

[onlyzero.livejournal.com]

Do we gotta learn ta fly on those things? D:

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

Of course you do! Broom flight is an ESSENTIAL wizarding skill!

[onlyzero.livejournal.com]

But... brooms ain't made for flyin'. Ya use 'em ta clean yer house. D:

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

These brooms are made for flying. Wait'll you try one; you feel as if... AS IF YOU'RE FLYING!!!

[onlyzero.livejournal.com]

D: I dun wanna.

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

But, but, how can you not want to FLY!?? And learn to do madcap loops around the towers with the wind in your hair and your heart in your boots?

[westwindhome.livejournal.com]

We get to learn to fly?

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

YES!!!

..AH, you must be one of the first years! Are you looking forward to your first flying lesson?

[westwindhome.livejournal.com]

Yes, definitely! I can't wait!

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

Neither can I!! It's wonderful to have such enthusiastic students!

[mercuriusrising.livejournal.com]

Congratulations, professor.


((ooc: O-oh god, the Palpatine impressions. XDDD;; Can you imagine someone placing that order at a drive thru?))

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Ami! ..I mean Miss Mizuno. *grinning his head off at being called 'Professor'*


[[I know. That guy's a genius. XDDD]]

[mercuriusrising.livejournal.com]

I'll have to be careful how I address you from now on.

Good luck with your classes. I'm sure you'll do wonderful.

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

Only until you graduate -- but that will happen sooner than you think, so be sure to make the most of this amazing time of your life!!

It's so good of you to say that! I SHALL DO MY BEST!!!

[hero-monkey.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, either Halloween started early or you really REALLY been neglecting to clean the place lately.
But now those poor spiders are homeless! *jokes*

And what's a DARTH... or a COMICON?
*Soo amused by all this*

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

It's... it's TRUE... a week away from my quarters and they look like this!? It cannot be borne! *grumbles at regulations for keeping house-elves out of the personal belongings of Auror students*

I... I don't know what to say....

If my journal knows, it's not telling ME!! Although the words have a strangely familiar ring to them....

[hero-monkey.livejournal.com]

Who would have thought it'd get so bad in so short a time? Well maybe if you just see the odd early spring cleaning as training, right man?

Don't worry, they're hardy, I'm sure they'll rebuild in some out of the way corner of the castle soon enough. Hey,I bet they're probably already on it! *didn't think he'd take the joke so seriously*

Hmmm, journal word spamming, sounds fun. Maybe you can't look it up in the library?

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

..It just proves how AMAZINGLY INDUSTRIOUS this place makes its inhabitants, even the insect life! 8DDD ..YES!!! If this room doesn't shine when I'm through with it, I shall swim across the lake fifty times with Hagrid's dog Fang on my back! That's a PROMISE!!!

They probably are! *immensely cheered up* Maybe in one of the classrooms, now that they know how to spell.....

*snickers, remembering how Madame Pince chased him out of the library for being too loud* I have learned over the years that these journals frequently have minds of their own. But it's true, I bet there's a book on it somewhere!