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Maito Gai ([personal profile] proudgreenauror) wrote2007-04-18 01:43 am

I Don't Think We're In Konoha Anymore

*emerging from Jareth's maze in a wide corridor near the Great Hall; has stripped off his Hogwarts robes to reveal the green training jumpsuit he wore for his spar with Grimmjow*

That's better... *examining the pink robes* What's all this about...!? Is this some kind of fortress? It must be a mission... but what? And for who? And why can't I remember? Is this a genjutsu? Did someone POISON me!? *clutches at throat, then decides not to worry about it unless he starts getting sick*

But my hands are different -- younger!? What is this place? Where's my team? WHAT'S GOING ON???

*stares around wildly, bellows*
AND WHO ARE ALL OF YOU!?


[[Welcome to the Canon Days! In keeping with his canon character, Gai will think he's a 26-year-old jounin ninja sensei. It's a good thing he keeps spare jumpsuits in the school. XD]]

[identity profile] proudgreenauror.livejournal.com 2007-04-18 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
There's no Sasori in Akatsuki -- at least, not according to the last information received by the Third. And Suna hasn't been attacked in decades!

*tries to assimilate the concepts* ..Like a pre-genin academy for all ages? What an inefficient system!

Wait... Sakura... *is just now noticing* H-how OLD are you??


[[Gai's way back in the Naruto continuity.]]

[identity profile] proudgreenauror.livejournal.com 2007-04-18 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
But that's impossible... as one of the Rookie 9, you should be twelve, at the most! And if this is the future, then why do I feel younger!?

[identity profile] former-fangirl.livejournal.com 2007-04-18 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Well...I know I'm 16, and....you DO look younger........maybe this is....some weird jutsu, too?

[identity profile] proudgreenauror.livejournal.com 2007-04-18 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought it was a genjutsu and tried to dispel it, but that didn't work. In fact.... *confiding* I can't walk on walls, either. Or mold chakra at all. *rubs his forehead* Now I know how poor Lee-kun feels....

On the other hand... *indicates the wand stuck in his belt* It seems as though there really IS such a thing as magic!

[identity profile] former-fangirl.livejournal.com 2007-04-18 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I know. I can't gather any chakra, either...nothing works...

...I figured...