I Don't Think We're In Konoha Anymore

[proudgreenauror]

*emerging from Jareth's maze in a wide corridor near the Great Hall; has stripped off his Hogwarts robes to reveal the green training jumpsuit he wore for his spar with Grimmjow*

That's better... *examining the pink robes* What's all this about...!? Is this some kind of fortress? It must be a mission... but what? And for who? And why can't I remember? Is this a genjutsu? Did someone POISON me!? *clutches at throat, then decides not to worry about it unless he starts getting sick*

But my hands are different -- younger!? What is this place? Where's my team? WHAT'S GOING ON???

*stares around wildly, bellows*
AND WHO ARE ALL OF YOU!?


[[Welcome to the Canon Days! In keeping with his canon character, Gai will think he's a 26-year-old jounin ninja sensei. It's a good thing he keeps spare jumpsuits in the school. XD]]

Comments

[xheather-masonx.livejournal.com]

True.

That makes as much sense as anything else I've heard. You want to keep notes on everyone, or do you think you could remember everything? *gestures towards the metric ton of NPCs* It's not like there are only a few people here.

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

*rummages in his bookbag* No regular scrolls -- just these rolls of poorly treated parchment! What is this place!?

[xheather-masonx.livejournal.com]

A Ren Faire from Hell? *looks in her own bag* I should have a notebook or just- a bottle of ink and a quill? Okay, what the hell?!

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

..a what!?

*sitting down on one of the staircases and rooting in his bag*

Matter Made Moot: Advanced Transfiguration II?? This was never on the shinobi curriculum. And what's this... class notes??? I never took any of these classes, but it's all in my handwriting except for the writing in... what is this, a NOVEL!?!

Heather, these are all school supplies -- could this be a school of some kind??

[xheather-masonx.livejournal.com]

An ink bottle and quill. *produces the items, sits next to Gai and follows suite* Advanced Potions, 7th edition, Everything to know about Herbology- The hell's this crap?

*gives him a withering glance before she jabs at the 'Property- Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry' along one of the book spines* You think?

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

That doesn't mean we're in the school... but I see your point.

What -- this is a school for magic??? *cackles* I suppose all wizards wear voluminous pink robes. And look -- *facetious, still thinks it's some trick* -- they gave us wands too.

[xheather-masonx.livejournal.com]

Is that what this is? *takes out her wand, looks at it* Weird. *unrolls part of a scroll which turn out to be class notes* Wait- I didn't write this, but it's in my handwriting. This is a really sick joke.. *reads some of the notes* Listen to this- 'To spray water, aim wand and say Aguamenti'. It sounds like it came out of some lame fantasy novel!

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't know... I never have time to read fiction. *grumbles* Unlike my ETERNAL RIVAL, who constantly has his nose in that unsavory novel of his....

'Aguamenti'? Never heard of anything of the kind. *grins* Why don't you try it?

[xheather-masonx.livejournal.com]

I don't read that much either. *shrugs, aims her wand for a random empty spot of the area* Fine, it's not like this is going to work since magic doesn't exist, but whatever. *glances at the paper again* Aguamenti! *jet of water flying out of her wand and landing on said empty spot goes here*
.........What the hell was that?!

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

*cheers like a little kid* IT WORKED!! You can do MAGIC!!!!!

Wait, I have a wand -- maybe I can do it too!!!! *pulls out his wand and aims at the ceiling* AGUAMENTI!!!!

*and it starts to rain*

[xheather-masonx.livejournal.com]

But that's impossible..

*pulls off her robe, drapes it over her head, semi-sarcastic* Good job.

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

*grinning to beat the band* Obviously not!!!

*shakes the charred leaves out of his robe as the rain peters out to infrequent drops from the ceiling*

[xheather-masonx.livejournal.com]

*puts her robe back on* I guess? What else have I got written here? *unrolls the rest of her notes* Incarcerous..? *drops her wand as ropes shoot out of the tip, hit the floor and stop moving since there's nothing to bind* !

[proudgreenauror.livejournal.com]

Uh... *looks around at all the startled NPCs* I think we need a better training area if we're to figure these things out.

It looks like there might be a courtyard over that way. *stands, automatically offers his hand* Let's try there.

[xheather-masonx.livejournal.com]

Yeah. *picks up her wand, stands and looks at his hand for a minute before taking it* Lead the way, then.