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IN CASE ANYBODY NEEDS TO KNOW, THERE IS A HOSPITAL ON THE GROUND FLOOR.

SAWADA!! We have someone injured here! You're a medical man, right? HURRY!!



*the rest of the page is crammed with scribbled notes, most of which are legible*

medical spells....

professor's office records at least five classes not accounted for with VAMPIRES on the loose among CHILDREN

INO WHERE ARE YOU??
Sakura, Hinata, have you found her? And TenTen -- REPORT!!!

Neji & Sai go with Lee find the second-years on this list
*followed by a dozen scribbled names*

FIND WEAPONS TO USE AGAINST VAMPIRES

Food = ok, appears at mealtimes, the only problem is if someone is hiding and doesn't know

MISA can you & Colette search the dungeons and make sure no children are lost down there? OH AND LILIE, you should go with them because there's safety in numbers AND DON'T FORGET YOUR WANDS!!!

the way they were looking at each other after reading those confounded tales of their alternate selves... if this affects their teamwork I will have to

KAKASHI no you did NOT disappear again WE NEED TO TALK--



[[Aftermath of this; stricken notes illegible. Harry-mun, I hope it's okay!]]
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Private )


[[VOICE POST OF D00M]]

EVERYBODY GO TO THE GREAT HALL AND YOU'LL PROBABLY FIND THE PEOPLE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR!!!!
..Er... that's the big room down on the first floor to the left of the stairs.
HURRY OR YOU MIGHT MISS EVERYONE!!!!

[[/Sonorus]]

*turns a page and rubs hands gleefully* That should take care of it!! >D


Filtered to Konoha shinobi )


[[Gai did indeed take notes after his last Canon Days experience. Where do you think Lee got the habit? XD As a result of this, he is now aware of what's going on, though he only half believes it.
Oh, and the 'secure base' he's talking about is the fourth-floor classroom where his group hung out last time.]]
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Filtered to Grimmjow )
Filtered to Sophie )
Owl to Lee )


My dear friends and comrades, vibrant associates and former classmates... this charade has gone on long enough. No secret can be kept for long in such a fervent, close-knit community as ours. Whatever you may have seen or heard in the past few days, it is time... for me to tell you.... THE TRUTH. )


Private )


Last but not least, to everybody who has run into whoever it was shooting off spells in the hall, I would just like to say: Finite Incantatem!! *SHINY GRIN*


[[Which may or may not work. XDDD Backdated to just after Yusuke's wand went haywire because I really should have gotten this out yesterday. Bonus points if you get the subject line! ^___^]]
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At last, my practicals are finished!!! KAKASHIIIIII!!! How about that day of winter training? Tomorrow? Friday?


January 5.... only a few more days.....

[[Filtered to Counselor Yukari]]

Counselor, I need to speak with you -- it's a matter of LIFE, LIBERTY, AND FUTURE HAPPINESS UNDER FIRE!!!

[[/filtered]]


*bursts into the Great Hall, his robes shedding snow; DYNAMIC STANCE*

I HAVE RETURNED!!!!!



[[Strike unhackable.]]
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*strides up a Hong Kong street at five in the morning, whistling and carrying his rucksack and far too cheerful and alert for the time of day*

*finished his mission a day ahead of schedule, got all his reports in and owled off everyones' presents, and is on his way uptown to surprise TenTen and Lee*

*ah, life is good~*


Gai's Incredible and Amazing Gift List )


[[Gai has been out of touch and hasn't received any mail yet, but will do tomorrow or thereabouts. ^^ Jumping on the bandwagon to say that if I've missed anyone who should be on Gai's list, give me a poke!]]
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[[Private, 30% hackable]]

Now that the school is getting back to normal, I've got to get hold of the Counselor. This idea is right up her alley! And I'm... uh... sure she'll handle it with her usual... ah... verve and aplomb!!

If I don't finish last week's studies before I have to report back to the Auror office, I shall do fifty extra warm-up sets after class. That's a PROMISE!!!

[[/private]]


AAAH! Hey, Kakashi, Jiraya is a frog again! Want to see?

..*croak*


YOSH! It looks as though this inexplicable event has nearly ended, and no harm done mostly!! Are there any familiars still missing? Be careful -- if your pet is still human, you should stay around the poor thing, lest it turn back suddenly and find itself lost in the castle!!


[[Filtered to Hirako]]

Hey!!! Your Archimedes has been making friends with other owls over the journals! Did you see that!? At least that's a good sign....

[[/filtered]]


[[The cute little green frog's picture is saved on my other computer which I can't turn on because the adapter cord's broken, but picture it as about the size of a man's thumb.]]
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[[unhackable, on a security-charmed paper tucked away in his journal]]

Of all people, to take advice from him... but it's true. If my journals always go wrong, they're not secure enough to trust with what's important -- like mysteries and apologies and Lee and Neji's safety. Madame Vance still doesn't know who the pit was intended for. We've all taken dangerous and sensitive assignments. It might have been them. It might have been me. If she finds paper airplanes in there, I shall EXPLODE.

A few hours of patrolling, and then.....

[[/unhackable]]


Everyone who still likes zombie movies after that last one egad.... you should know that REAL zombies are VERY DIFFERENT from the ones on the computer screen!!! They're called Inferi, and an Inferius is a very scary thing... a dead person without a mind or a heart, completely controlled by somebody steeped in Dark magic! *sepulchural voice* But if you see an Inferius stalking the noble corridors of Hogwarts today, do not be afraid, for the Proud Green Inferius of Hogwarts answers to nobody except Sgt. Johnson, and is sworn to protect this castle and its occupants from BEYOND. THE. GRAVE. MWAHAHAHAHAHA.


Filtered to Kakashi )

Filtered to Ahiru )

Filtered to Haruko )

*feels his way out into the hall* ..AAAAUUUUGH, I CAN'T SEE!!!!


[[Hello, candygram prank. XD Not that Gai minds much -- he's experienced enough English Halloweens to consider this part of the fun. Now watch him bump into everyone in the castle FOR GREAT JUSTICE! Strikes, btw, are erased right out of the journal.]]
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[[Private, partially (and inadvertently) hackable to friends]]

AUGH. Training this week was more grueling than ever. I didn't even have a chance to work on tracing... well, Madame Vance has been looking at it. Maybe she had time.

Is it my imagination, or have some of the Hogwarts staff been acting a little bit... odd? Hexing one another in the courtyards -- they're supposed to be protectors and sources of inspiration for the youth under their care! What is this world coming to!?

Strange... how the world changes as one's youth passes by... Three years ago I would have laughed! But there's a point where laughter becomes cruelty. There was a time when I, too, took offense at the smallest slight to my honor. Sometimes, though.... sometimes the obvious answer makes things worse. I could get mad at him for being mad at me, but isn't it more important to remember that he's my friend?

Does that mean... I'm more mature than Kakashi???? *boggles*


[[/private]]


Of all the strange holidays they observe in England, Halloween has got to be the best. Costumes, jokes, even more weirdness than usual, and a chance to face your darkest fears in a secure environment.... what's not to like? BE SAFE WITH YOUR PRANKS, PEOPLE! If it's fun, it should be fun for everyone, not just you. What better way to spread hilarity and joy?

Some of my London comrades are planning to celebrate with a scary movie night!! There's something I never did before! Ah, how I wish my good friends at Hogwarts could share this amazing experience!! Ooh, ooh!! Speaking of experiences, who else is helping with the haunTED HOUSE?????

*a few VERY LARGE scribbles, then something that sounds remarkably like a book being whacked repeatedly with a wand*

Gah, it's doing it again! My journal is JINXED!! JINXED, I SAY!!! Aaaaugh, why me? I thought I got rid of my journal problems when I THREW THE LAST ONE OUT.



[[Strike = absolutely unhackable.]]
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UCHIHA is a PREFECT???? Aaaauugh, my poor former schoolfellows! THIS is what HAPPENS when I'm not around to keep an eye on things!!!


Congratulations to everyone who got the position of their dreams, and especially to Hufflepuff House's prefects, Heads, and Quidditch team!!! OSAKA, I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT!!!! You guys had better train ZEALOUSLY and WELL, because I'm going to be right up there in the stands CHEERING YOU ON!!!

Why is everyone's writing suddenly smaller?? Either my journal's shrinking -- EGAD!!! -- or it's some kind of prank. I didn't know they did pranks here at the Ministry!!! *squints* Oh, well, as long as I'm not missing anything.....

Anybody know what's going on for Halloween? >D And... what's this I hear about a school play?


[[Filtered to Kakashi]]

You'll never BELIEVE what we just learned in cl



... *doesn't really believe Kakashi wants to know anymore*


[[Strikes = illegible, though obviously there. And again I invoke the Evil Malfunctioning Journal Technique to cover for my reluctant Gai muse. ;_;]]
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.........


I'm back to my old self!!! The prank wore off this morning... at long last. I thought Madame Pince was going to kill me. It's not my fault that pile of books was such a convenient staircase when I was twelve inches tall!! And -- s-sorry, Professor Dwayne! I didn't know that was you!

Anyway, Professor Marchbanks is better now, so it's back to London at the crack of dawn. Lee, if you see another bottomless pit, STAY OUT OF IT!!!! Not that it's likely on school grounds, but you can't be too careful! I'll see if I can find out what's going on.


[[Filtered to Grimmjow]]

Jaggerjack, there's still a ban on student sparring, so I suggest we take advantage of the next Hogsmeade weekend or wait till the holidays when we're not on school grounds.

[[/filtered]]


[[Private]]

Another few laps around the lake ought to suffice for breaking my last rule. I'll do it this evening. Anyway, that... gives me a chance to be outside. I don't know... should I even.... But it doesn't make sense; he's never this touchy! Or at least... he never let on....

I thought... our friendship was stronger than that.



As for Lee... it's going to be hard to let him out of my sight. If not for his magic, he could've been... *clutches hair* Who put that hole there in the first place?? Madame Vance could analyze it, but that wouldn't tell me who was responsible... or whether it was meant for him or someone else.

If Sir Integra were still here, this might not be happening.

There's only one thing I can do.

[[/private]]


*goes off in search of Neji*


[[Just messing with possible plot points -- it doesn't need to mean anything yet. Everyone please note that Gai is EXTREMELY broody and morose at this time.]]
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*showing off new knowledge of emoticons* >DDDDD

What a weekend!! It's wonderful to be back in the darkened, echoing halls of Hogwarts, even if it is three in the morning. Gad, who's awake at this time of night!? Auror training is... but NO, it's a NOBLE ENDEAVOR and I must MASTER MY WEARINESS and STRUGGLE ON!!!!


[[Private, 50% hackable to associates]]

But no food all day does not a virile warrior make!!! An Auror must get the right amount of nutrition to keep up his strength. Food, sleep, and an EARLY START TO BUILD CHARACTER -- and if I don't get up at five to catch up on what's been going on around the castle, I shall run around the lake twice before breakfast!!

[[/private]]





...


AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!! )
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*slams fist into wall not too hard, though -- that would be irresponsible*

[[Private, loud part is hackable XD]]

Why does training have to be NOW!???? *cries* And I never did find out where everyone was getting cookies to send... WELL. I shall have to find an AMAZINGLY BRILLIANT way to make it up to everyone!!! At least they let me bring my journal this time.....

[[/private]]


Private to Ino )

Private to Hinata )

Private to Jaggerjack )

Private to Fakir )

Private to Lee )


[[Gomen nasaiiiiiiiiiiii!! I really wanted to participate in this but... GAAH. Unfortunately Gai has been training too hard, studying too much, and traveling too often to get his act together about the festival. Funny how art imitates life. Wherever he is right now, he's thinking of all of you! <3]]
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THIS IS A TEST; THIS IS A TEST..... wait, why can't I see the words!?

This never happened when I was at Hogwarts.....



[[Page is heavily scored with what looks like the impressions of words written over each other.]]
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*after a space of mangled pages whose scalloped edges have a suspicious resemblence to bite marks* AAAAAAUUUUGH!!!! THERE WERE NARGLES IN MY JOURNAL!!!!! THEY ATE HALF THE SUMMER!!!!! I thought you people were being suspiciously quiet! Hey, did I miss anything? Who else is in London right now????

Where are you these days, Kakashi?? Keeping yourself busy in preparation for the THRILLING NEW YEAR? Because if you're NOT, I have a challenge with your name on it..... *rubs hands gleefully*


[[Private, first paragraph semi-hackable]]

A d-d-d-Death Eater in Diagon Alley!??? It's a -- a travesty, a cataclysm -- oh, they're getting bold, to roam free in such a populous location! And with the new term coming up, and all the precious children of the wizarding world streaming unawares into such peril.....

*FISTS CLENCH* It's only a rumor, but I cannot let this ride. Sir Integra wouldn't sit back and do nothing. As long as I'm here, I shall turn my INVESTIGATIVE SKILLS to the task of identifying threats to the denizens of Diagon Alley! It will be my summer's last and most important operation! Nobody endangers MY compatriots while--

[[/private]]


*snatches a paper airplane out of the air before it can hit his shoulder, springs to his feet* --WHOEVER YOU ARE, CUT THAT OUT!!!!!


[[Strikes illegible. Feel free to claim responsibility for the paper airplanes. Also, Ahiru told Gai about Kaoru's hair-raising escape from doom. Result 1: THE RUMOR MILL GRINDS ON. Result 2: anyone going into Diagon Alley for the next week or so is more than likely to encounter London's Proud Green Beast. XDDD]]
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*parchment is stained, scuffed, and marred with what seem to be talon scratches; the brown impression of some dry desert fern has somehow baked itself between the pages*

A roaring fire, a hearty meal of trail provisions, boon companions at my side and the stars spread like jewels from horizon to horizon... what more fitting end to a long and arduous day?

I'll take the first watch, Lee -- you and the others get some rest. We have an EVEN LONGER DAY TOMORROW!!! *ever-so-shiny grin*

At least those vultures aren't around at night.....


[[Accidentally posted this on the main community at first. *sheepish* Sorry about that.]]
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After two days of non-stop cleaning, my flat is finally FIT FOR HUMAN HABITATION!!!! Those previous tenants must have been.... *shudder of disgust*

And it's THAT TIME again... another work assignment takes me far from these western shores and deep into the TRACKLESS INTERIOR. But I shall have my journal with me, so be sure to write to me about all the AMAZING THINGS that are happening to all of you!!!! LEE -- I SHALL JOIN YOU SHORTLY!!!


Say, Kakashi....
_|_|_
_|_|_

|x|
*U B TEH CHALLENGD*


..*whirls around, snatches another paper airplane out of the air, stuffs it in his pocket without reading it and continues on, muttering to himself about mysterious stalkers*


[[*can just see Gai dancing with a mop* Backdated to, um, yesterday? Yeah.]]
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*jogs from the Ministry entrance to a nearby park -- the same one he'd wandered through the previous night -- finds an unoccupied bench and pulls out his journal*


Filtered to Gai's friends and associates )


YOSH!!!! With my tests complete, it will soon be time to quit this happy town and begin the next month's EPIC WILDERNESS ADVENTURE, where the sights and scents of city living are replaced by insectile drones, wheeling buzzards, and the desiccating heat of the dusty desert air -- where senses must be sharp and spirits honed to the keen knife-edge of SURVIVAL!! LEE!!! Where will we be meeting? And farewell, my London friends -- MAY YOU ALL HAVE A FANTASTIC, PRODUCTIVE SUMMER!!!!!

And HEY!!!! Happy birthday, Tatsuki!!!!


[[Totally meant to post this yesterday. :D Anything else Gai does in England will have to happen in the next few days. And Tats will shortly receive an owl bearing a gift certificate for her favorite sports supply store.]]
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Auror exams are going GREAT. The Ministry is full of the most INCREDIBLE people!! After five days, I still feel like I haven't even scratched the surface of that amazing place. It's practically an underground city all by itself!!

Met a lot of fellow Auror candidates at the exams. Some of them were nervous. I smiled a lot to try and BRACE UP THEIR COURAGE.

One more test on Sunday. Of course they do need to give us a psychological exam. It would be TERRIBLE if actual DARK WIZARDS managed to sneak past the application process!!! Well, I've worked HARD at being WELL-ADJUSTED, so I'm sure I can blaze through with NO TROUBLE AT ALL!!!!


[[Private, difficult to hack]]

Mwahahahaha. Kakashi won't know what hit him. He'll thank me later -- lying around with those books all day is NOT CONDUCIVE TO PERSONAL GROWTH!!!!

[[/private]]


[[Over the weekend, Gai will try to find Kakashi to drag him off for some kind of challenging workout fun -- swimming, a climbing-wall race, rugby, what have you. He may or may not succeed in actually finding him -- up to you, Kakashi-mun.]]
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[[Private]]

My last few weeks as a student here... it's enough to make a grown man weep. Summer will doubtless be choked with the assignments I need to fill my duty roster for the next half-year. I can't believe Kakashi's missing the end of the term. That must be some assignment -- but I'LL TRACK HIM DOWN IF IT TAKES ME ALL SUMMER!!!!

I must find that artifact. I WILL find that artifact. If I don't find that artifact, I'll double my NEWTs revisions every evening! If retracing my steps doesn't help, then... mind-magic? The Pensieve? *shudders* As unsettling as that would be, keeping the Eye of Rassilon out of enemy clutches is too important to leave any stone unturned.

[[/private


What a blustery day this is -- with the wind pouring down from the mountains like this, it's a challenge to make any headway at all. *PROUD WINDSWEPT POSE* But when I return to the castle with the gale at my back, I'll probably get to set a new record for sp--

*slapped in the face by a lengthy sheet of parchment* SAKJHKFHDS?!!! *flails* Whose homework is this???
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THERE'S AN ALIEN IN THIS SCHOOL WHO WANTS TO EAT OUR BRAINS!!!!!!

Whew... she's stuck to the... big rolling whatever-it-is. That should put paid to her VILE SCHEME!!!!!


[[Private]]

HAH, I have finally succeeded in properly filtering this journal!!

We're getting used to this strange world. When Sir Integra finds out where this castle is, we'll be able to send for help (but I still think we should get messages out right away, now that we've found the owls). Thanks to the spell-books in the Library, we're learning spells like WILDFIRE, but people keep getting lost (even with the new map) or stuck to that giant ball of STUFF that's rolling around. It's even caught that blue-haired villain who threatened Himawari. *growls* Why can't it catch all the missing-nin as well??

There are so many people here... from different places and times. I can't figure it out -- Lee-kun, Sakura, and Uchiha Sasuke are all much older than I remember them, and Gaara of the Sand is somehow Kazekage (at his age!!!!), but Naruto is still his old self! And there's no sign of my other two genin....

Or of Kakashi. Sharingan Kakashi, the genius Hatake, my eternal rival, who would move heaven and earth to be here if he knew his students were in danger. I have to wonder, now, whether he still lives.

[[/private]]


[[Filtered to Gai's Group]]

Our corridor is now warded against menaces! If anyone wants to roam the castle, DON'T DO IT ALONE. Stay together and keep practicing defensive spells, and we'll all come through this trial with FLYING COLORS!!!!!

[[/filtered]]


[[Thanks to a group effort, anyone entering the fourth floor corridor with bad intent will receive an electric shock, have his gravity reversed, and end up stuck to the ceiling under a pile of piping hot croissants. Forgive them; they're just working with what they've got. XD And Gai still hasn't read his whole journal, so there may be more surprises in store for him.]]

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