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*HEADDESK*

They should put this in the Hogwarts student introduction booklet: every year or so, you are all likely to go MAD!!!! IT SHOULD HAVE A NAME: the Annual... um, the Great Periodic.... SOMETHING, and then people would be prepared when the suddenly can't remember who they really are!!!

..BUT. My tactic of leaving instructions for myself last time this happened paid off handsomely. Thanks to writing everything down last time, I was more prepared for finding myself in what I thought was a strange place and learning to use magic all over again. SEE, LEE??? Taking notes is IMPORTANT!!!


[[Private]]

And yet... people still got hurt. Could I have prevented it? Why wasn't I more careful!? It's a good thing Madame Pomfrey's memory came back when it did... the way the stitches reacted with those boys' innate magic, they could have... *shudders*

More material for next time. No... Muggle... first... aid....

[[/private]]


Filtered to Ino )

*starts to write a note to Lee, Neji, and Tenten, but.....*

*..is not canon!Gai. Lacks the knowledge and experience to sit the three of them down and counsel them in their time of need. Has no authority to dictate their feelings, though Lee would probably listen if he offered a good reason. Does not, in this world, have the same unbreakable teacher-student bond with the other two as he felt he had only hours ago. Although now... he wants it.*

*scrubbing his face tiredly, strikes out the note and resolves to speak to each of them separately*


[[Sneaking a post in on someone else's computer. YOSH!! ^____^d]]
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Private )


[[VOICE POST OF D00M]]

EVERYBODY GO TO THE GREAT HALL AND YOU'LL PROBABLY FIND THE PEOPLE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR!!!!
..Er... that's the big room down on the first floor to the left of the stairs.
HURRY OR YOU MIGHT MISS EVERYONE!!!!

[[/Sonorus]]

*turns a page and rubs hands gleefully* That should take care of it!! >D


Filtered to Konoha shinobi )


[[Gai did indeed take notes after his last Canon Days experience. Where do you think Lee got the habit? XD As a result of this, he is now aware of what's going on, though he only half believes it.
Oh, and the 'secure base' he's talking about is the fourth-floor classroom where his group hung out last time.]]
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*walks up the trail toward Hogwarts -- blinks and shakes his head a bit dizzily as he passes through the outer wards*

*slows to a halt and stares in shock at the majestic sky-spired castle in front of him.


This... is definitely not Konoha.

..AND WHY AM I HOLDING A BROOM!???


[[FIRST POST 8D Second Canon Days are a go -- HUZZAH! This nineteen-year-old Auror in training now thinks he's the twenty-six-year-old jounin sensei of a team of young ninjas. Go ahead, Hogwarts -- bewilder him. XDDD]]
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How is everyone? All ready for the new term?? Well, even as you all bundle up in anticipation of the winter wonderland of Scotland in January, I will be racing to the station to catch the train along with you all!! REJOICE, YE STUDENTS -- the Ministry has given me a WHOLE WEEK to be at Hogwarts until everybody's settled in to the new term! So if anybody has need of the special help of the Wizarding World's glorious proud green beast during the first few days of school, you have only to call upon me!!!! *PROUD GREEN POSE*


[[Filtered to Lee]]

Are you ready to go back to the castle? The arrangements should only take a few days.

[[/filtered]]


[[Filtered to Neji]]

Is there anything you need from your Ravenclaw dorm? Or from your teachers?

[[/filtered]]


[[And so Gai returns to Hogwarts once again... just in time for tomorrow. Mwahahahaha. >D]]
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*walking from the London Apparition point toward his flat*


What a disaster.... for this to happen to Lee, in the passive state he is in.... There are NO WORDS strong enough to describe the 'family' who would do this to him!!! And Rinali as well! How did I not know that they were related!? And at the precise moment when he needs the support of everyone in his life... he cannot believe in himself, and begins to push them away.....

..will he be all right at his mother's?
Will she succeed where I have failed?


Filtered to Rinali )

Filtered to Tenten )

Filtered to Neji )


..and there is no one for me to ask....


*reaches his building; looks up at the high, dark windows, empty and unknowing*

*doesn't have the heart to sit still*

*clenches his fists -- runs past, pelting down the street, breath steaming and tears scarcely visible as dusk begins to fall*


[[Strikes = an illegible mess of blots and scribbles from which a few letters and syllables can be discerned, but nothing really readable. What he really needs is for someone to understand.]]
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Well, I'm back on the job... wrapped snugly in the soft wool of my oh-so-fluffy brand new scarf and bright orange legwarmers!! THANK YOU, SYAORAN AND RINALI!!! Of course, Neji, I am saving yours for a special occasion!!!!

We have to do twice as much as usual this week, so nothing is left over for the New Year break and there's a series of special Stealth and Tracking lectures coming up and a rain curse flooded out a lot of rooms on the fifth level, so it's c-c-c-COLD in here and everyone is running around like headless chic MANIACS!!!

My youthful friends at Hogwarts -- EXPECT MY PRESENCE AMONGST YOU IN THIS COMING WEEK!!!!


Private )


*continues guiding a chain of hovering crates from one end of the Ministry to the other, unaware that the tune he's humming is registering on his journal*

No-eyed four-armed mutant ninja Santa monster,
No-eyed four-armed mutant ninja Santa monster,
No-eyed four-armed mutant ninja Santa monster,
Don't you touch that tree.....



[[Rose, Jen, poke me if I should change this.]]
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Whistling cheerfully, Gai was hanging paper lanterns in the hall. And there were lots and lots of them. If he liked one thing best about this festival, it was that it was SHINY. )

Already he had written several thank-yous, dispatching them by Floo and by wing....

Owl to Rinali )
Owl to Ikki )
Owl to Shin )
Owl to Kakashi )

..and even as he watched the last one vanish into the dusk, here came another!! And it looked like... it was carrying... yes, something interes--

..a CRAB!???



[[This is by way of being a comment area to start off anything that ends up happening at Gai's flat over the holidays. ^^ Feel free to have your character swing round London way and drop in!]]
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*strides up a Hong Kong street at five in the morning, whistling and carrying his rucksack and far too cheerful and alert for the time of day*

*finished his mission a day ahead of schedule, got all his reports in and owled off everyones' presents, and is on his way uptown to surprise TenTen and Lee*

*ah, life is good~*


Gai's Incredible and Amazing Gift List )


[[Gai has been out of touch and hasn't received any mail yet, but will do tomorrow or thereabouts. ^^ Jumping on the bandwagon to say that if I've missed anyone who should be on Gai's list, give me a poke!]]
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Hah, Jiraya's doing fine after all!! *lets the thumb-sized frog hop out onto his hand* Egad, you haven't half made a mess of your terrarium.... I shall have to do something about that....

It is strange to be back in London!! The fog is cold and wet, but all the snow has turned to slush under the wheels of the city traffic. How I envy my comrades back at Hogwarts, in the mountains of Scotland where the snow is still pristine!!! HAVE A GREAT HOLIDAY, EVERYBODY -- REMEMBER TO THROW SOME SNOWBALLS FOR ME!!!!


Aaaah, I always forget the presents people give this time of year!! But I have two hours in London before the Portkey to Konoha. I shall have to make those hours COUNT!!!


..How is everything going?



[[Filtered to Emilia]]

Did you get home safely?? Give my regards to Sir Integra! I was sorry to see she had to go back so soon.

[[/filtered]]


[[Backdated to right after the train ride. First strike GONE; second strike filtered to Neji, Tenten, and Sakura; and if your character is in London, feel free to run into him. ^^]]
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Private, 30% hackable to friends )


[[Filtered to Sakura]]

How are you settling in again? *GRINS*

[[/filtered]]


WATCH OUT FOR THE MISTLETOE -- it's sticking people together again!!! Hey, Sgt. Johnson, have you tried putting a magical marker spell on the hexed clumps, so people can readily avoid them if they choose?


And... ZELKOVA!! I hope you're ready for today's encounter!!!


[[Gai was theoretically here during last year's mistletoe attack, though I hadn't joined the game yet, so he's not too surprised at what's going on. Strikes are altogether illegible. Your regularly scheduled dosage of DYNAMIC YOUTH will very shortly be back to full force!]]
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No Portkey available today. But I will not be late while I have a broomstick!! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. ..I saw the train while I was flying north.... what's it doing making a trip at this time of year? Supplies? A new teacher?? Good grief, I hope no one else got hurt....


[[Filtered to Neji]]

This is another new journal, so maybe it will actually work and you will be able to read this.

WHERE ARE YOU??

[[/filtered]]


[[Filtered to TenTen]]

My journal blew up and I did not receive your latest messages. What is going on?

[[/filtered]]


[[SO TOTALLY PRIVATE]]

I should talk to the Counselor. The Ministry has pamphlets about depression, but they are too general to be any use. If it's this bad, I cannot fail him through incomplete understanding. I... as much as I care about him, I cannot do this alone....

This has gone far beyond poor Neji. Ah, my Lee... loss and rejection have ruled his young life. His foster parents, resenting his magical disability. His best friend... disappearing for years, trying to kill him, and then disappearing again after they'd reconciled.... other friends leaving, one by one... perhaps only his youthful spirit sustained him for this long.... confound the Ministry, keeping me back in London after the paperwork was in already.... ..does he think that even I will leave him? These wounds are so deep, so deep....

I can't lose him....


[[/private]]


Only another week, then the winter break and we will -- but...

*swears blackly, then covers the words with a heavy strikeout when he realizes what he's said*

That assignment.... I had forgotten.....


[[Due to ministry work and his all too convenient journal malfunctions, Gai has NO CLUE what has been happening since he left Hogwarts on Wednesday. He will be arriving on the castle grounds as you read this, nearly frozen solid from flying all the way to Scotland in the dead of winter, visibly shaken by Lee's recent signs of major depression, and with his hair significantly shorter in front. Rose, Jen, Cella, Kris, EMAIL MEEEE!~]]
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HaHAH!!! Sgt. Johnson, I told you they could be wise about single combat!!! In case anybody hasn't heard, it was YOUR GOOD CONDUCT that directly led to sparring being allowed in school again. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU ALL!!!! Now, who's up for a practice match?? >D

And remember, you don't want to put your comrades in peril, so no shooting off spells in the hallways! Magic can be practiced in classrooms, common rooms, or outside -- not in close quarters where someone else might easily get hit!!!


[[Filtered to Lee and Neji]]

I'm delighted to report that Madame Vance says the Portable Pit was not meant as a trap for any of us! But that doesn't mean we can relax our vigilance. The trap whose purpose is not known is twice as dangerous!!!

[[/filtered]]


[[First strike filtered to Sgt. Johnson; second one hackable to anyone who feels like it. ^^]]
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[[unhackable, on a security-charmed paper tucked away in his journal]]

Of all people, to take advice from him... but it's true. If my journals always go wrong, they're not secure enough to trust with what's important -- like mysteries and apologies and Lee and Neji's safety. Madame Vance still doesn't know who the pit was intended for. We've all taken dangerous and sensitive assignments. It might have been them. It might have been me. If she finds paper airplanes in there, I shall EXPLODE.

A few hours of patrolling, and then.....

[[/unhackable]]


Everyone who still likes zombie movies after that last one egad.... you should know that REAL zombies are VERY DIFFERENT from the ones on the computer screen!!! They're called Inferi, and an Inferius is a very scary thing... a dead person without a mind or a heart, completely controlled by somebody steeped in Dark magic! *sepulchural voice* But if you see an Inferius stalking the noble corridors of Hogwarts today, do not be afraid, for the Proud Green Inferius of Hogwarts answers to nobody except Sgt. Johnson, and is sworn to protect this castle and its occupants from BEYOND. THE. GRAVE. MWAHAHAHAHAHA.


Filtered to Kakashi )

Filtered to Ahiru )

Filtered to Haruko )

*feels his way out into the hall* ..AAAAUUUUGH, I CAN'T SEE!!!!


[[Hello, candygram prank. XD Not that Gai minds much -- he's experienced enough English Halloweens to consider this part of the fun. Now watch him bump into everyone in the castle FOR GREAT JUSTICE! Strikes, btw, are erased right out of the journal.]]
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[[Private, partially (and inadvertently) hackable to friends]]

AUGH. Training this week was more grueling than ever. I didn't even have a chance to work on tracing... well, Madame Vance has been looking at it. Maybe she had time.

Is it my imagination, or have some of the Hogwarts staff been acting a little bit... odd? Hexing one another in the courtyards -- they're supposed to be protectors and sources of inspiration for the youth under their care! What is this world coming to!?

Strange... how the world changes as one's youth passes by... Three years ago I would have laughed! But there's a point where laughter becomes cruelty. There was a time when I, too, took offense at the smallest slight to my honor. Sometimes, though.... sometimes the obvious answer makes things worse. I could get mad at him for being mad at me, but isn't it more important to remember that he's my friend?

Does that mean... I'm more mature than Kakashi???? *boggles*


[[/private]]


Of all the strange holidays they observe in England, Halloween has got to be the best. Costumes, jokes, even more weirdness than usual, and a chance to face your darkest fears in a secure environment.... what's not to like? BE SAFE WITH YOUR PRANKS, PEOPLE! If it's fun, it should be fun for everyone, not just you. What better way to spread hilarity and joy?

Some of my London comrades are planning to celebrate with a scary movie night!! There's something I never did before! Ah, how I wish my good friends at Hogwarts could share this amazing experience!! Ooh, ooh!! Speaking of experiences, who else is helping with the haunTED HOUSE?????

*a few VERY LARGE scribbles, then something that sounds remarkably like a book being whacked repeatedly with a wand*

Gah, it's doing it again! My journal is JINXED!! JINXED, I SAY!!! Aaaaugh, why me? I thought I got rid of my journal problems when I THREW THE LAST ONE OUT.



[[Strike = absolutely unhackable.]]
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.........


I'm back to my old self!!! The prank wore off this morning... at long last. I thought Madame Pince was going to kill me. It's not my fault that pile of books was such a convenient staircase when I was twelve inches tall!! And -- s-sorry, Professor Dwayne! I didn't know that was you!

Anyway, Professor Marchbanks is better now, so it's back to London at the crack of dawn. Lee, if you see another bottomless pit, STAY OUT OF IT!!!! Not that it's likely on school grounds, but you can't be too careful! I'll see if I can find out what's going on.


[[Filtered to Grimmjow]]

Jaggerjack, there's still a ban on student sparring, so I suggest we take advantage of the next Hogsmeade weekend or wait till the holidays when we're not on school grounds.

[[/filtered]]


[[Private]]

Another few laps around the lake ought to suffice for breaking my last rule. I'll do it this evening. Anyway, that... gives me a chance to be outside. I don't know... should I even.... But it doesn't make sense; he's never this touchy! Or at least... he never let on....

I thought... our friendship was stronger than that.



As for Lee... it's going to be hard to let him out of my sight. If not for his magic, he could've been... *clutches hair* Who put that hole there in the first place?? Madame Vance could analyze it, but that wouldn't tell me who was responsible... or whether it was meant for him or someone else.

If Sir Integra were still here, this might not be happening.

There's only one thing I can do.

[[/private]]


*goes off in search of Neji*


[[Just messing with possible plot points -- it doesn't need to mean anything yet. Everyone please note that Gai is EXTREMELY broody and morose at this time.]]
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*Students coming down to the Great Hall in the evening will see this banner over the door:*

STUDENTS OF HOGWARTS:
glitter textglitter textglitter textglitter textglitter text glitter textglitter text glitter textglitter text glitter textglitter textglitter textglitter textglitter text


*There are also little booster seats available so everyone can sit at their House or staff table comfortably.*


*musing* I wonder what happened to that DDR device....?


[[*hopes this is ok* ..No, I don't know how Gai did it. XDDDD]]
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*showing off new knowledge of emoticons* >DDDDD

What a weekend!! It's wonderful to be back in the darkened, echoing halls of Hogwarts, even if it is three in the morning. Gad, who's awake at this time of night!? Auror training is... but NO, it's a NOBLE ENDEAVOR and I must MASTER MY WEARINESS and STRUGGLE ON!!!!


[[Private, 50% hackable to associates]]

But no food all day does not a virile warrior make!!! An Auror must get the right amount of nutrition to keep up his strength. Food, sleep, and an EARLY START TO BUILD CHARACTER -- and if I don't get up at five to catch up on what's been going on around the castle, I shall run around the lake twice before breakfast!!

[[/private]]





...


AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!! )
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Staff quarters, staff quarters, staff quarters! *dances* I get to stay at Hogwaaaaaaaaaarts!!!!

Well, as I only have one solid week here before my Auror classes start in London, I'm going to make the most of it!! *proud green pose* WHO WANTS TO GO FOR AN INVIGORATING RUN AROUND THE LAKE!????


[[Private]]

What a summer..... epic at both its best and worst! Heart-wrenching at times, and yet full of the most unexpected sources of joy. Although... sometimes I could swear this new journal is looking at me. O_O

Gaara's situation... something definitely has to be done. Now, of all times, his friends must stand by him. As long as Neji and Lee are no longer at each other's throats, perhaps they could join together in this endeavor. Hmm... Mytho is also sounding odd lately -- I don't know why it's taken me so long to notice. Stupid journal. Whatever they all got up to over at Ahiru's... I wouldn't have expected them to return separately, and so... muted, I suppose. And Rinali has a chicken?? And all these new faces! I missed a lot, apparently.

WELL!! On to happier matters -- tonight I start my first patrol of the grounds! The whole school looks different now that I'm no longer a student. The first years are so tiny! *chuckles* Come to think of it, I never did get that one's name.... she wants to feed the giant squid, eh? No problem!!! Her COMC teacher will be proud of such fearlessness and zeal!

[[/private]]


[[Johnson-mun, do you have time at all to plot? *big hopeful anime eyes*

BTW, for the sake of clarity, Gai now falls under the category of 'authority' when it comes to anti-authority filters. So he'll now miss out on a lot of stuff. ;_; Feel free to see him around the castle and grounds.]]
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THIS IS A TEST; THIS IS A TEST..... wait, why can't I see the words!?

This never happened when I was at Hogwarts.....



[[Page is heavily scored with what looks like the impressions of words written over each other.]]
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After two days of non-stop cleaning, my flat is finally FIT FOR HUMAN HABITATION!!!! Those previous tenants must have been.... *shudder of disgust*

And it's THAT TIME again... another work assignment takes me far from these western shores and deep into the TRACKLESS INTERIOR. But I shall have my journal with me, so be sure to write to me about all the AMAZING THINGS that are happening to all of you!!!! LEE -- I SHALL JOIN YOU SHORTLY!!!


Say, Kakashi....
_|_|_
_|_|_

|x|
*U B TEH CHALLENGD*


..*whirls around, snatches another paper airplane out of the air, stuffs it in his pocket without reading it and continues on, muttering to himself about mysterious stalkers*


[[*can just see Gai dancing with a mop* Backdated to, um, yesterday? Yeah.]]

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