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[[Private]]

All this reminds me of when.... no, it couldn't be. The Hokage should have it safely hidden away. Besides, last time it only affected Lee and I..... that is, I think....

[[/private]]


*DYNAMIC POSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GREAT HALL*

WELCOME to all our guests this week!!! It is tremendously exciting to have so many interested people here to observe our fantastic school! And if any student is harmed because of this, you'll have to answer to me.

Speaking of observing, I am thrilled at the work all of my former students have been doing since Noin took over the class. I've seen you out as I patrolled the grounds, and you've all been doing splendidly!!~

However, abandoning full-time teaching has left me with a gaping hole in my daily activities, and we all know what that means. Desultory inaction is not for the glorious, proud Green Beast of Hogwarts. As of today, I am now the Teacher's Assistant for the Pre-Auror Training class!!! Between myself and Professor Albarn, we'll make sure that all of you are fully prepared for the challenges to come!


[[Strike barely hackable (attitude more so). Whee!]]
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*walks into his temporary quarters after a heavy workout and a shower, a towel draped over his neck, glancing out at the bright Tahiti sunlight... he wants missions like these more often, especially when Lee and Tenten get to come along as part of his cover story*

*eyedart left and right, opens a secret panel and checks his journal, which is hidden away along with other proof of his identity*


..Hm, the students will be enjoying the beginning of their much-needed break this week, gathering their strength and TAKING PART IN THE FESTIVITIES OF THEIR YOUTH... I hope the presents I sent have all arrived on--

*double-take*


Wait -- casualties at Hogsmeade? Death Eaters!? WHAT'S GOING ON??


[[Gai's gift-list will be coming up soon when I manage to write it. For now, they are delayed in the owl post. And YOSH, I'm back! Will be posting with the rest of my characters within the next few days.]]
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..HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

*pant* *pant* Koushiro, your body is amazingly flexible, but you *puff* need to work on your stamina! And I thought I could simply go through my normal exercise routine as if nothing had happened.....


BUT ANYWAY!! For our last flying class before our entire company scatters to the four winds for winter break, it's time to practice... BRAKING!!! And for that purpose, there is now a huge pile of snow at the end of the Quidditch pitch! Younger students will combine turning practice with braking practice, while older ones will work on high-speed braking and power moves like the Filipino Flip! So, everyone get out there first thing tomorrow morning -- and don't forget to dress warmly; neither chill nor icy blizzard will keep us inside!!!
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CONGRATULATIONS, GRYFFINDOR!!! Your courage and zeal won the day. But don't feel bad, my fellow Hufflepuffs -- with hard work, you will surely surpass your best efforts next time!!

I also have an ANNOUNCEMENT. For today's flying lessons, we will be joined by an able assistant who will answer your questions and grace us with the benefit of his experience. You know him as the Slytherin Quidditch captain, FAKIR!!!


[[Filtered to Lee]]

Lee!! To accomplish your detention tomorrow, you will check all the tiles on the roofs of Gryffindor Tower, and repair them as needed for the winter! And when you are two-thirds from the top, I SHALL JOIN YOU ON THE WINDSWEPT HEIGHTS, and we shall complete the work together!!!

[[/filtered]]


[[Forward-dated to this evening, with mod approval, as I won't be online for a day or two. Fakir will have a full, busy day following Gai around. At least he doesn't have to stay in Hufflepuff House!~~]]
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Hm... how could anybody have been so careless as to cut the bristles off so many of the school brooms!? Such awful pruning could serve no purpose! Fortunately a few good Reparos should serve for now, until someone can gather enough new twigs....

They've got to be tested, though, before they can be trusted with the safety of the students who will need to use them. And what better way to test them than.... BEATER PRACTICE!!!


Not!filtered to staff )

Not!filtered to Wolfwood )

Not!filtered to certain seventh-years )

[[A random number of the brooms that Gai has fixed will have responded less than well, and will make their displeasure known by bucking, twisting, turning upside down, and randomly spiraling down toward the ground or racing into the paths of various oncoming Bludgers. The seventh-years referred to are those who can be counted among Gai's particular friends, including but possibly not limited to Lee, Tenten, Osaka, Fakir, Rukia, and Tamaki. As it is, though, the whole school can see it. XDDD As, unfortunately, Wolfwood-and-Tenten-mun still can't be around, matters pertaining to her characters are mere stopgaps until she gets back.]]
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After being away for over a week, it will be interesting to see how the school has changed in my absence! Now that the fall season has started, are the leaves changing colours? Have the Halloween decorations gone up yet? Hmmm... must find out how our Charms students are doing... and see what supplies are in the Quidditch shed.... and.... Change is one of the incredible, unstoppable facts of life. So it's important to meet it head-on and make the most of it!

For example.

BEHOLD, MY NEW JOURNAL!!!! Did anyone else's ever spontaneously catch on fire AND melt AND explode all at the same time, or does that only happen to me?


[[not!private]]

And I'm going to need it -- this is amazing, FANTASTIC, wait'll Lee finds out, I AM SO ECSTATIC I COULD OUTRUN THIS TRAIN ALL THE WAY TO HOGWARTS... and... well, why not? It will be a great way to test myself! Even if I don't make it, it will still be fantastic training, and for every mile I miss, I can add two to my daily set of laps around the lake!!!

[[/not!private]]


[[And he's BACK!! As much of last year's plottage has been retconned, I'm partially opting out of the current event -- Gai's previous entries will be unavailable for perusal. Srsly, this is his third or fourth journal in two years..... However, everything from this post until the end of the event will be open for all to see!]]
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[[Private; hackable by Lee and maybe Wolfwood]]

This assignment will likely be the hardest yet. Undercover work is so... so... SURREPTITIOUS. Pretending to be somebody who is entirely unlike me.... rrrgh, I'm sick of it already! I can take it -- I can take TWICE that time limit -- but there are reasons to return as fast as possible. And for the sake of those reasons, I will work twice as hard and five times as efficiently, and bring this to a close in a third of the time required. That's a promise from Maito Gai!!

Lee... don't forget all we've worked on. I won't forget you.

[[/private]]


*dispatches an ENTHUSIASTIC, CHEERFUL letter to Sophie's new location and looks around his London flat, which is almost bare*

Every beginning must come with an ending. But there isn't any reason to worry! Even if my new training schedule doesn't allow me to get back to England for the beginning of school, I will never forget my amazing comrades at Hogwarts. Students!! Make the most of your remaining vacation -- these are the best days of your lives!


[[And so Gai goes off on his most advanced Auror mission yet. DX Wish him luck!]]
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HaHAH!! Out of the field at last, and with the restrictions taken off my journal, so as long as I don't say anything classified..... I'M BACK!!! What an intense, grueling, interminable experience... they said being undercover this mission was going to be stressful, and they were right! But JUSTICE prevailed in the end -- and... *ink drips on the page as he pauses, trying to think of something to say about the mission that isn't classified* ..I really, really need more clean socks....

CONGRATULATIONS, HOGWARTS, on completing your finals!! *SHINY, SHINY GRIN* Another year is almost over, and you've all surpassed your limits and grown amazingly!


NICHOLAS!! I'M BACK!!! >D How did our precious pupils do on the Charms final?

..Too bad there was no time to get THE PROJECT off the ground. I'll have to ask Paul about it later.... he's had time since that probation stopped, whatever it was..... and I never got in touch with Reggie....


Private )


All right, what's everyone been doing while I was away? Tell me all about it! *scribbled smile-face with a thumbs-up*


[[Strikes unhackable. Gai's right arm will be in a sling for the next few days. This post will ICly be set a few hours after his return to the castle.]]
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Private )

Filtered to Tenten )

Professor Conrad!! Thanks a MILLION for straightening out all those dueling customs -- the knowledge saved my life at least twice this weekend! And THAT, boys and girls, is why you should study history with a vengeance -- if you don't understand the nuances of other cultures, what you don't know is likely to come back and BITE YOU.

Speaking of which, it does my heart good to see such enthusiasm over the sporting events that are coming up. After this cold, sedentary winter, it's time to get your blood pumping and your eyes shining again... and then you can set to your studies with renewed vigor!

..And. LEE. Have you settled in with your revised class schedule yet? Now that we are both representing Gryffindor for Sports Day, we have to make time for training as well! With hard work and zealous dedication, there is NO WAY WE CAN LOSE!!!
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*sitting at the staff table as the list of program participants is read out... mouth drops open as the name of the Gryffindor representative is read*

*and guess who cheers loudest and longest for Rock Lee?*


[[Failcomputer is being fail, and I'm also traveling again; please bear with me if my response time is down over this weekend. ;_;

Moar importanter stuff to follow once computer ceases being FAIL.]]
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..All right, who turned the world upside down!? >O

And why is there a little symbol floating below my head?? :[

HAH!! 8D It must be an April First joke!!! \o7 Ahahahaha, the things people come up with!!! ^__^d Although if Professor McGonagall ever finds out who turned her hair pink, I don't give much for the poor bloke's chances.... x_X


[[Private note to Lee: attached]]
[[Private note to Lee's mum: dispatched by owl]]
[[Private Howler to Dumbledore: will unfortunately be opened in his office, out of sight]]


[[Private]]

An assignment over the weekend... I should have expected it after this dry spell. There will barely be enough time to get there from this week's last training session in London. But this is not a good time to leave Lee alone.....

..Life would be simpler if nobody had to pay bills. Or if there were no international crime lords to chase around the world.

But then... life would not be such a CHALLENGE!!!!

[[/private]]


[[Yet another victim of Watari -- as well as an unknown prankster. Feel free to spot Gai walking briskly on the ceiling, or even to take credit for this particular prank, though gravity reversal is probably a higher-level bit of magic. XDDD]]
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It's RAINING.



[[Private?]]
*due to magical bleed-through where Reparo didn't do such a good job on Gai's ripped-up journal, a few words from his private notes are accidentally open to all readers....*

..at the Apparition point knows me by sight!! And for good reason; it's been
                    waiting is the hardes
          mbledore said (but it was as confusing this time as
...

[[/notprivate]]


..I should probably use that charm again. In class. On the targets. The turning of the year shouldn't be dreary and droopy. Even Auror training and especially Professor Marchbanks needs a little perking up up once in a while!! >D


[[Hello, exceedingly vague can-has-no-details post. ^^ Just a placeholder for certain matters. Oh, look, something shiny!]]
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*HEADDESK*

They should put this in the Hogwarts student introduction booklet: every year or so, you are all likely to go MAD!!!! IT SHOULD HAVE A NAME: the Annual... um, the Great Periodic.... SOMETHING, and then people would be prepared when the suddenly can't remember who they really are!!!

..BUT. My tactic of leaving instructions for myself last time this happened paid off handsomely. Thanks to writing everything down last time, I was more prepared for finding myself in what I thought was a strange place and learning to use magic all over again. SEE, LEE??? Taking notes is IMPORTANT!!!


[[Private]]

And yet... people still got hurt. Could I have prevented it? Why wasn't I more careful!? It's a good thing Madame Pomfrey's memory came back when it did... the way the stitches reacted with those boys' innate magic, they could have... *shudders*

More material for next time. No... Muggle... first... aid....

[[/private]]


Filtered to Ino )

*starts to write a note to Lee, Neji, and Tenten, but.....*

*..is not canon!Gai. Lacks the knowledge and experience to sit the three of them down and counsel them in their time of need. Has no authority to dictate their feelings, though Lee would probably listen if he offered a good reason. Does not, in this world, have the same unbreakable teacher-student bond with the other two as he felt he had only hours ago. Although now... he wants it.*

*scrubbing his face tiredly, strikes out the note and resolves to speak to each of them separately*


[[Sneaking a post in on someone else's computer. YOSH!! ^____^d]]
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IN CASE ANYBODY NEEDS TO KNOW, THERE IS A HOSPITAL ON THE GROUND FLOOR.

SAWADA!! We have someone injured here! You're a medical man, right? HURRY!!



*the rest of the page is crammed with scribbled notes, most of which are legible*

medical spells....

professor's office records at least five classes not accounted for with VAMPIRES on the loose among CHILDREN

INO WHERE ARE YOU??
Sakura, Hinata, have you found her? And TenTen -- REPORT!!!

Neji & Sai go with Lee find the second-years on this list
*followed by a dozen scribbled names*

FIND WEAPONS TO USE AGAINST VAMPIRES

Food = ok, appears at mealtimes, the only problem is if someone is hiding and doesn't know

MISA can you & Colette search the dungeons and make sure no children are lost down there? OH AND LILIE, you should go with them because there's safety in numbers AND DON'T FORGET YOUR WANDS!!!

the way they were looking at each other after reading those confounded tales of their alternate selves... if this affects their teamwork I will have to

KAKASHI no you did NOT disappear again WE NEED TO TALK--



[[Aftermath of this; stricken notes illegible. Harry-mun, I hope it's okay!]]
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Private )


[[VOICE POST OF D00M]]

EVERYBODY GO TO THE GREAT HALL AND YOU'LL PROBABLY FIND THE PEOPLE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR!!!!
..Er... that's the big room down on the first floor to the left of the stairs.
HURRY OR YOU MIGHT MISS EVERYONE!!!!

[[/Sonorus]]

*turns a page and rubs hands gleefully* That should take care of it!! >D


Filtered to Konoha shinobi )


[[Gai did indeed take notes after his last Canon Days experience. Where do you think Lee got the habit? XD As a result of this, he is now aware of what's going on, though he only half believes it.
Oh, and the 'secure base' he's talking about is the fourth-floor classroom where his group hung out last time.]]
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*walks up the trail toward Hogwarts -- blinks and shakes his head a bit dizzily as he passes through the outer wards*

*slows to a halt and stares in shock at the majestic sky-spired castle in front of him.


This... is definitely not Konoha.

..AND WHY AM I HOLDING A BROOM!???


[[FIRST POST 8D Second Canon Days are a go -- HUZZAH! This nineteen-year-old Auror in training now thinks he's the twenty-six-year-old jounin sensei of a team of young ninjas. Go ahead, Hogwarts -- bewilder him. XDDD]]
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Filtered to Grimmjow )
Filtered to Sophie )
Owl to Lee )


My dear friends and comrades, vibrant associates and former classmates... this charade has gone on long enough. No secret can be kept for long in such a fervent, close-knit community as ours. Whatever you may have seen or heard in the past few days, it is time... for me to tell you.... THE TRUTH. )


Private )


Last but not least, to everybody who has run into whoever it was shooting off spells in the hall, I would just like to say: Finite Incantatem!! *SHINY GRIN*


[[Which may or may not work. XDDD Backdated to just after Yusuke's wand went haywire because I really should have gotten this out yesterday. Bonus points if you get the subject line! ^___^]]
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*finishes writing his thank-yous just as the train pulls up onto the castle grounds*

Notes to Mikage, Hirako, Vivi, Emilia, Sophie, Rinali, Misa, Ikki, and Hinata )


AHAHAHA, I finally have time to look at my journal! HELLO, HOGWARTS!!!~ *PROUD GREEN POSE* This month has been so busy that I have barely been able to snatch time to write -- but I PASSED MY STEALTH AND TRACKING PRACTICALS and now there's only Piffle and Circumspection before the midwinter term is over!! HEY, EVERYBODY!!! *SHINY GRIN* What have you all been up to lately?

A brief stop in my quarters, and then there will be just time to touch bases with everyone befo--

..but... but wait....

*JAWDROP*

WHO WROTE ON MY DOOR!????


[[Notes are only visible to the people therein addressed. And feel free to have seen the graffiti before Gai gets rid of it!]]
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''..you hold the other line....'' )


[[Complete lyrics are here. Reactions? Reflections? Moar music? Comment away!

AND. Some amazing, fantastic person gifted his journal with a paid account. INCREASED ICONSPACE YAAAAYS. THANK YOU, WHOMEVER YOU MAY BE!!!!<3]]
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How is everyone? All ready for the new term?? Well, even as you all bundle up in anticipation of the winter wonderland of Scotland in January, I will be racing to the station to catch the train along with you all!! REJOICE, YE STUDENTS -- the Ministry has given me a WHOLE WEEK to be at Hogwarts until everybody's settled in to the new term! So if anybody has need of the special help of the Wizarding World's glorious proud green beast during the first few days of school, you have only to call upon me!!!! *PROUD GREEN POSE*


[[Filtered to Lee]]

Are you ready to go back to the castle? The arrangements should only take a few days.

[[/filtered]]


[[Filtered to Neji]]

Is there anything you need from your Ravenclaw dorm? Or from your teachers?

[[/filtered]]


[[And so Gai returns to Hogwarts once again... just in time for tomorrow. Mwahahahaha. >D]]

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